Viagra Spinoffs....

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With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of
drugs oriented toward improving the performance of men in
today's society. Here's a list of what's on the drawing board:

DIRECTRA: A dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car
trips caused 72 percent of them to stop to ask directions when
they got lost, compared to 0.2 percent of a control group.

PROJECTRA: Men given this experimental new drug were far more
likely to actually finish a household repair project before
starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA: Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming
urge to perform more child care tasks - especially cleaning up
spills and "little accidents."

COMPLIMENTRA: In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
who were given this drug noticed that their wives had a new
hairstyle. It is currently being tested to see if its effects
extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA: Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden
urge to buy their sweethearts expensive jewelry and gifts after
taking this drug for only two days. Still to be seen: Whether
the drug can be continued for a period longer than your favorite
store's return period.

NEGA-VIAGRA: Has the opposite effect of Viagra. Currently
undergoing clinical trials on sitting U.S. Presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA: This drug had the strange effect of making men
want to turn off televised sports and actually converse with
other family members.

FLATULAGRA: This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal
gases back into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be
doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA: This drug has been showing great promise in treating
men with O.F.D. (Open Fly disorder). Especially useful for men
on Viagra.

PRYAGRA: About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in
the test group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal
affairs of other people. Note: Apparent overdose turned three
test subjects into "special prosecutors."

LIAGRA: This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being
asked about their sexual affairs. Will be available in Regular,
Grand Jury, and Presidential Strength versions.




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