A day late.

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Guy goes to the doctor to get the results of a health check.
Doctor says 'Iv'e got good news and bad news, which do you want first?'
'Guy says good news first.'
'OK, You got 24 hours to live'
'Dang, whats the bad news!'
'I shoulda' told you yesterday!'




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