The Top 15 Biggest Surprises Upon Awakening From a 10-Year Coma

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The Top 15 Biggest Surprises
Upon Awakening From a 10-Year Coma

15> "Okay, let me get this straight: George Bush is president
and we're at war with Iraq.  Woo-hoo, I've traveled backward
in time!"

14> There's a whole lot more Kirstie Alley than you remember.

13> You've still got the moves, but your Dancing Judge Ito bit
just doesn't slay them like it once did.

12> "You've been feeding my Tamagotchi while I was out, right?"

11> That staff meeting to discuss the new logo finally did wrap
up.

10> Good news: The hospital staff rolled you over to prevent bed
sores.
    Bad news: Quentin Tarantino filmed a
movie on your floor.

 9> "So when does O.J. get out of prison?"

 8> Bored nursing staff + perpetual coma patient =
pubic hair topiaries

 7> "The Red Sox did what?!?" 
[*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep...*]

 6> "I can't wait to see Windows now that all the bugs
have been worked out."

 5> Remember those adorable, innocent little
Mouseketeers named Britney and Christina?

 4> A 10-year-old morning glory is big enough to poke
your eye out.

 3> That Twinkie you had in your pocket is all ready to
go for a post-coma treat!

 2> For less than $500, you can get Hootie and the
Blowfish or Boyz II Men to play at your party!

 1> Finding out you have a son in kindergarten.

            
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