Red Ring Green Ring

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One day a man went to the doctors and said, "Doctor you've gotta
help me! I don't know what's wrong but I have a red ring round
my penis!" The doctor said that he'd have to take a look at it
and he did. He gave the man some soap and said, "I want you to
wash it everyday and if its still there in a week come back.

Then another man came in and said, "Doctor you've gotta help me!
I don't know what's wrong but I have a green ring round my
penis!" The doctor again said that he'd have to take a look at
it and again he did. Then the doctor said, "Right we gonna have
to amputate!" The other man said, "What but you just gave the
other man some soap and told him to wash it!" The doctor
answered, "Yes but there's a difference between lipstick and
gangrene!"




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