Puns

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Alimentary . . . . . . . . . What Holmes said to Watson

Artery. . . . . . . . . . . .Study of Painting

Bacteria. . . . . . . . . . Back door to the cafeteria

Barium. . . . . . . . . . . .What doctors do when treatment fails

Bowel . . . . . . . . . . . .A letter like A, E, I, O, or U

Cesarean Section . . . A district in Rome

Carpal . . . . . . . . . . .Person you ride to work with

Castrate . . . . . . . . . .Market price for setting a fracture

Catheter. . . . . . . . . . .String instruments

Cat Scan. . . . . . . . . . .Searching for kitty

Cauterize . . . . . . . . . .Made eye contact with her

Chiropractor . . . . . . . An Egyptian doctor

Colic . . . . . . . . . . . .A sheep dog

Congenital. . . . . . . . . Friendly

Cystogram . . . . . . . . . A cable sent to your sister

D & C . . . . . . . . . . . .Where the White House is

Denial . . . . . . . . . . . Where Cleopatra used to swim

Dilate. . . . . . . . . . . .To live long

Elixir . . . . . . . . . . . What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a juicy bone

Enema . . . . . . . . . . . .Not a friend

Fester. . . . . . . . . . . .Quicker

Fibula. . . . . . . . . . . .Small lie

Genital . . . . . . . . . . .Non Jewish

G I Series. . . . . . . . . .Soldier baseball

Grippe. . . . . . . . . . . .Suitcase

Hangnail. . . . . . . . . . .Coat hook

High Colonic. . . . . . . . Jewish religious holiday

Impotent. . . . . . . . . . .Distinguished, well known

Inbred . . . . . . . . . . .Best way to eat salami

Labor Pain. . . . . . . . . .Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff . . . . . . . Doctor's cane

Morbid. . . . . . . . . . . .Higher offer

Nitrate . . . . . . . . . . .Cheaper than the day rate

Outpatient. . . . . . . . . .Person who has fainted

Pap Smear . . . . . . . . . Paternity test

Paradox . . . . . . . . . . .A couple of quacks

Pelvis. . . . . . . . . . . .Cousin of Elvis

Postoperative . . . . . . . Mail carrier

Prostate. . . . . . . . . . .Flat on your back

Recovery Room . . . . . . Place to do upholstery

Rectum. . . . . . . . . . . .Dang near killed him!

Rheumatic . . . . . . . . . Amorous

Secretion . . . . . . . . . .Hiding something

Seizure . . . . . . . . . . .Roman emperor

Terminal Illness. . . . . Getting sick at the airport

Tibia . . . . . . . . . . . .Country in North Africa

Tolerance . . . . . . . . . .What you get if you give growth hormone to ants

Tumor . . . . . . . . . . . More than one

Urine . . . . . . . . . . . Opposite of you're out

Varicose. . . . . . . . . . .Near by

Vein. . . . . . . . . . . . .Conceited




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