Please--break my arms

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"Doc," said the young man lying down on the couch, "You've got to help me!
Every night I have the same horrible dream. I'm lying in bed when all of a
sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what do you do?"
"I push them away!"
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this?"
The patient implored, "Please--break my arms!"




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