Mechanical arm

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There once was a man who lost his arms in a car accident. One
day he won a million dollar lottery. After a moment of thought,
he rushed to the hospital and asked their top surgeon whether he
could get his arms back for a million dollars.

"Wow," the doctor replied, "I just invented a completely voice
activated mechanical arm, but I can only give you one though."
So he showed him some of the stuff the arm could do and the man
was amazed and bought the arm.

The next day he went to the pub with his friends to show off his
new advanced arm. As they sat together he told the arm to pick
up his pint of beer and give him a sip. The arm did it perfectly
and the friends were amazed.

After a few pints the man went for a piss. He told the arm to
take his penis out and away he pissed. Then he tells the arm to,
"give it a little shake." The arm does and the man enjoyed it,
and so he looks around to make sure no one is looking and tells
the arm to give it another little shake.

He gets a boner and once again turns around to make sure
nobody's watching and then tells the arm, "Jerk it off!" The arm
pulls off his penis and the man screams out, in pain, "Fuck Me!"

So the arm then shoves his penis up his ass. The man even more
shocked at this stage shouts out, "Holy shit, would you look at
that." The arm pulls his penis out of his ass and shoves it
right into one of his eyeballs!




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