Keep off the Grass

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A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman
with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a
variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It
was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis,
so she was scheduled for immediate surgery.

When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the
staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above
it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass."

Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note
on the patient's dressing, which said,

"Sorry, had to mow the lawn."




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