Jesus at the Bar

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There are three guys sitting at the bar when Jesus walks in. The
first guy notices him and says, "Hey, that's Jesus! He's been
pretty good to me over my life, and I want to buy him a drink."
Jesus accepts. The second guy says, "Yeah, he's helped me out
through some tough times, I'll buy him a drink too." Jesus
accepts. The third guy says, "Ah, what the hell, give Jesus a
drink on me." Jesus accepts.

Jesus walks up to the first guy, places his hand on the man's
shoulder and says, "I would like to thank you for the drink."
All of a sudden the man cries out "Oh my Lord, I can see again!"
He takes off his glasses, and sure enough he has 20/20 vision.

Then Jesus walks up to the second man, places his hand on his
shoulder and says, "I want to thank you for the drink." The man
covers his ears, and cries "Oh my God, I can hear again!"

Jesus walks up to the third man and begins to place his hand on
his shoulder when the man shoves Jesus away and says, "Oh no,
no, no. Don't touch me, I'm on disability!"




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