Hospital Bills

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On the way out of the hospital after surgery, the patient
stopped by the billing office to pay up.

The room cost was $650 a day, medication was $200 a day, tests
totalled $3,800 and the doctor cost $2,800.

Upon inspection of the bill, the patient exclaims, "Over $7,000
fucking dollars. They must think I'm crazy!"

The clerk responded, "I guess not sir, there's no charge on here
for any psychological evaluation."




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