Good News Bad News

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Doctor speaks to patient who regains consciousness after an amputation.

Doctor: I have good news and bad news.

Patient: Tell me the bad news first.

Doctor : By mistake I cut off your good foot. I'm terribly sorry.

Patient: Oh My God! How can there be good news after that?

Doctor: The foot that we thought was bad, has got better




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