Geriatric Communication

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An old man goes to his doctor and says, 'I don't think my wife's hearing is as
good as it used to be, what I should do?'
The doctor replies, 'Try this test to find out for sure. When your wife is in
the kitchen doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question.
If she doesn't respond keep moving closer, asking the question until she hears
you.'
The man goes home and sees his wife preparing dinner. He stands fifteen feet
behind her and says, 'What's for dinner, honey?' No response. He moves to ten
feet behind her and asks again, no response. Five feet, no answer.
Finally he stands directly behind her and says, 'Honey, what's for supper?'
She says, 'For the fourth time, I SAID CHICKEN!'




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