Gay Man's Doctor Appointment

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A homosexual man went to the doctor for his regular yearly
examination. The doctor placed his stethoscope on his left chest
and asked him to say "70." The gay man says, "70."

The doctor places the scope on this right chest and says, "say
70." Again the gay man says, "70."

The doctor then places the scope on this back and says, "say
70." The gay man says again, "70."

The doctor then says, "everything sounds good but one last thing
to do. You need a rectal examination." The gay man excitedly
takes off his pants and bends over. The doctor then places 2
fingers in his rectum and asks the man to say 70. The gay man
says, "1, 2, 3..."




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