Doctors v. Gun Owners



Number of physicians in the US = 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by physicians/year =120,000. Accidental deaths/physician = 0.171
Number of gun owners in US = 80,000,000 Number of accidental gun deaths/year = 1500 Accidental deaths/gun owner =.0000188

Conclusion - Doctors are approximately 9000 times more dangerous than gun owners!




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