Coma

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A guys' wife was in a coma - for weeks and weeks he sat by the bed waiting for a sign that she could snap out of it.. the husband holds his wife hand, and gently kisses it, saying "oh if you could just feel this" and kisses his wifes hand. suddenly, the heart monitor beeps faster, as there is some 'response' to the kiss.. but it fades away as fast as it came..

The nurse comes in in response to the heart monitor - and he explains what he did. The nurse says that its just a false reaction , and to think nothing of it. The next day the husband comes back, and in desperation - kisses her on the mouth.. the heart monitor goes crazy, as there is a lot of response to his actions.

The doctor, who is there at the nurses station comes in and the husband explains what happened yesterday and just now.. The doctor says "I don't want to offend you, but this is a long shot" I will close the curtains and give you complete privacy - but I think we ought to try this to see if she snaps out of it.. I want you to have oral sex with your wife"

"oh my god" says the husband - I don't know if I can do that"

The doctor says "with the strong reaction to the kiss on the hand and the mouth, it is probably the best chance we have of having her snap out of the coma"

So the doctor closes the curtains, and close the door to the room and the husband starts .. the doctor and nurse are by the heart machine and see great reaction - it looks like she may actually come out of the coma.. and then all of a sudden..

FLAT LINE......................................

The Doctor calls for a code blue - rushes into the hospital room - The doctor gets the paddles and starts to try to revive her, but to no avail - she is gone..

The doctor says "what happened, it was going so good?"

The husband says "I guess she choked"




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