Brain Dead Girlfriend

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A guy's brain-dead girlfriend comes back from the doctor's and tells him that she's got a disease, but she can't remember what it's called. All she remembers is that it has a two-letter name. The guy phones the doc, who tells him that he'd seen two women patients that morning, but due to confidentiality laws he can't discuss any cases.

All he is prepared to say is that one patient had TB and one had VD. The guy is distraught, as he was horny as a porcupine and looking forward to a night of heavy passion.

"What can I do, Doc?" he asks.

Doc says, "Hell, chase her round the bed three or four times. If she starts coughing, screw her."




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