Avoiding the headache

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A man is having terrible headaches. He can't sleep, eat, think, or do much of
anything because of the pain. Several doctors examined him and couldn't
determine the cause of his problem. He finally went to one of the top
neurological specialists in the country who examines him and says, "I've found
the cause of the pain. Your testicles are pushing up into your spine. The
constant pressure on the spine causes the headaches. The only thing I can do is
perform surgery and remove your testicles."

The man is shocked to hear this but the decision is not difficult as he know
he cannot stand the pain of the headaches. He has the surgery and immediately
fells like a new man. The pain is completely gone and he feels like he has a new
life. He is so happy he decides to buy himself a new suit. He goes to a small
men's shop and tells the old tailor that he wants to buy a suit.

"Sure," says the tailor. "You're a 42 long, right?"

"Wow, how did you know?" says the man.

"Hey, I've been in this business a long time. You learn a few things" said the
tailor."

The tailor brought the man a suit that fit perfectly. It looked so
good that the man decided to buy a new shirt to go with it.

"16, 34, right?" said the tailor.

"Right again!" said the man. "You're amazing."

"Hey, I've been in this business a long time. You learn a few things".

The tailor brought a shirt and tie and they looked great. The man said, "Hey,
let's go for broke. Give me a pair of the silk boxers too."

The tailor said, "36 right?"

"I'm disappointed," said the man. "But 2 out of 3 are still good. I wear size
34 boxers."

The tailor said, "Hey, I've been in this business for a long time and I think
you need 36."

The man replied, "It's obvious you know your business but I've worn size 34
for as long as I can remember. I'm going to have to disagree with you on this
one".

"Hey look," said the tailor, "I'll sell you whatever you want. But I've
been in this business a long time. If you wear a size 34 it's gonna push your
nuts up into your spine and give you terrible headaches."




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