6 Pack of Ping Pong Balls

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Johnny was about to turn 14 and his father didn't know what to
buy him for his birthday. He asked Johnny "What do you want for
your birthday, Son?"

Johnny replied "Well Dad, I would really like a 6 pack of ping
pong balls."

Johnny's father was rather bemused by this, but nonetheless he
searched hard for a 6 pack of ping pong balls, but did not find
one. He bought Johnny a skateboard instead.

When Johnny opened his present, he said "Well Dad, this is
really great, but I would really have liked a 6 pack of ping
pong balls.

Next year Johnny was about to turn 15 and his father didn't know
what to buy him for his birthday. He asked Johnny "What do you
want for your birthday, Son?"

Johnny replied "Well Dad, I would really like a 6 pack of ping
pong balls."

Johnny's father was rather bemused by this, but nonetheless he
searched hard for a 6 pack of ping pong balls, but did not find
one. He bought Johnny a bike instead.

When Johnny opened his present, he said "Well Dad, this is
really great, but I would really have liked a 6 pack of ping
pong balls.

Next year Johnny was about to turn 16 and his father didn't know
what to buy him for his birthday. He asked Johnny "What do you
want for your birthday, Son?"

Johnny replied "Well Dad, I would really like a 6 pack of ping
pong balls."

Johnny's father was rather bemused by this, but nonetheless he
searched hard for a 6 pack of ping pong balls, but did not find
one. He bought Johnny a pair of rollerblades instead.

When Johnny opened his present, he said "Well Dad, this is
really great, but I would really have liked a 6 pack of ping
pong balls.

Next year Johnny was about to turn 17 and his father didn't know
what to buy him for his birthday. He asked Johnny "What do you
want for your birthday, Son?"

Johnny replied "Well Dad, I would really like a 6 pack of ping
pong balls."

Johnny's father was rather bemused by this, but nonetheless he
searched hard for a 6 pack of ping pong balls, but did not find
one. He bought Johnny a laptop instead.

When Johnny opened his present, he said "Well Dad, this is
really great, but I would really have liked a 6 pack of ping
pong balls.

Next year Johnny was about to turn 18 and his father didn't know
what to buy him for his birthday. He asked Johnny "What do you
want for your birthday, Son?"

Johnny replied "Well Dad, I would really like a 6 pack of ping
pong balls."

Johnny's father was rather bemused by this, but nonetheless he
searched hard for a 6 pack of ping pong balls, but did not find
one. He bought Johnny a 9 pack of ping pong balls instead.

When Johnny opened his present, he said "Well Dad, this is
really great, but I would really have liked a 6 pack of ping
pong balls.

Next year Johnny was about to turn 19 and his father didn't know
what to buy him for his birthday. He asked Johnny "What do you
want for your birthday, Son?"

Johnny replied "Well Dad, I would really like a 6 pack of ping
pong balls."

Johnny's father was rather bemused by this, but nonetheless he
searched hard for a 6 pack of ping pong balls, but did not find
one. He bought Johnny an atlas instead.

When Johnny opened his present, he said "Well Dad, this is
really great (actually, it really, really sucks), but I would
really have liked a 6 pack of ping pong balls.

Next year Johnny was about to turn 20 and his father didn't know
what to buy him for his birthday. He asked Johnny "What do you
want for your birthday, Son?"

Johnny replied "Well Dad, I would really like a 6 pack of ping
pong balls."

Johnny's father thought Johnny was getting a little bit old for
a 6 pack of ping pong balls, so he didn't bother searching.
Instead, he bought Johnny a car.

When Johnny opened his present, he said "Well Dad, this is
really great, but I would really have liked a 6 pack of ping
pong balls.

Johnny was driving his car one day when he had a terrible car
accident. In hospital, he said to his father "Dad, I do not have
much longer to live, so you can ask me one question."

Johnny's father thought for a moment and then said "Why did you
want a six pack of ping pong balls?"

Johnny replied "Well Dad, I wanted the 6 pack of ping pong balls
because .............. "

Then he died.




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