Modern fairytales...

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Once upon a time, in a far away land, a beautiful independent, confident princess met a frog,while sitting and considering the environmental issues of the world, at the side of an infected lake, in a very green meadow, near her castle. The frog jumped on princess' knees and said:

" My sweet lady, once I was a handsome prince, until an evil witch cursed me. I f you kiss me, however, I will become again that graceful prince I once was. Then, my sweety, we will get married and we will live in your castle, and you will cook for me, you will wash my clothes, and you will give birth to my childre and you will feel so happy and graceful for being able to do all these things forever! "
That night, the princess enjoying her nice cooked frog legs, she chuckled inside and thought:
"...and then he woke up."





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