Girl's night out!!!

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Two married women went out at a Saturday night without their husbands (So innapropriate!).
As they were walking home in the morning, they felt an intense need to pee.
The only place they could hide to relieve themselves was a cemetery.
So scared they decided to get in and pee.
The first one had nothing to clean up, so she took her panties, wiped and threw it.
The second one also had nothing to clean up with but thought: "Oh I'm not going to throw my panties away" and used the
ribbon from a wreath of flowers to be cleaned.

The next morning the two women were dry to sleep, both husbands were concerned and talked to each other on the phone:
" -Dude, I'm afraid that we have trouble and need to find out the truth. They did something bad last night.
- My wife came back with no panties on.
-You? Lucky you are. Mine came back and had a card stuck on her ass that read:
"We will never forget you"




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