English girl



A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.

The wife answers: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?

The husband laughs and says: An English girl!

The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: So, honey, how was the trip? Very good, thank you, replies the wife.

And, what happened to my present?

Which present?

I asked for, the English girl?

Oh, that! Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if its a girl!




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