Medical examinations...



A guy wasn't feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up.

He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results;

-Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You're seriously ill! You have really not much time to live...

-Doctor...!!! How much time do I have...??

-Ten...

-Ten what?? Months??? Years?? What???

-...Nine...Eight...Seven...

 




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