The gypsy and the doctor!



A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor.
He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house.
When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor.
- Doctor – Doctor!
- What is you gypsy eh? The doctor says.
- Well, maybe you don't like me but we are the same because we have the same house!
- No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture ....
the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again.
- Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!
- What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?? the doctor says.
and shows at his  luxurious MERCEDES in the garage.
Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony.
- Doctor – Doctor!
- What do you want again eh? doctor says
- I am "better" than you!
- Why is that eh? doctor says.
- We own the same house, furniture and same car, right? The gypsy says.
- I agree, but do these make you  better than me? the doctor says.
- Because I have a neighbor  doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!




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