At the doctor

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At the doctors office:

Doc: "Unfortunately sir, you have only 1 week to live......"

Man: "Doctor what on earth are you  saying???", clearly chocked, "Tell me what can I do to live at least a little linger, please...."

Doc: "Do you eat fried food?"

Man: "Yes"

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it's so that I live more....... ill do it"






 

Doc: "Do you eat fat food?"

Man: "Yes"

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it's so that I live more....... ok doc"

Doc: "Do you stay up late?"

Man: "Yes"

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it's so that I live more....... ok"

Doc: "Do you have sex often?"

Man: "Yes"

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it's so that I live more....... I'll do that too"

Doc: "Do you smoke?"

Man: "Yes"

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "If it's so that I live more.......  I will"

Doc: "Do you drink?"

Man: "Yes..."

Doc: "You must stop!"

Man: "OK doctor, but you didn't tell me, if I do all the things you told me, how longer will I live?"

Doc: "You will still live for a week.... but it will seem like a century...."




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