funny

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Yo mama is so fat when she turned around twice it was her birthday.

Yo mama is so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they asked "is you "THING" healthy?"

Yo mama is so ugly that Death wouldn't even touch her. (I wish he did because then she would be the devils nightmare.)

Yo mama is so ugly the boogeyman has nightmares of her!!




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