You Have Been Online For...

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You have been online for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay
on-line? Please respond within 10 minutes or you will be logged
off.

You have been online for 92 minutes? Do you still want to stay
online? Please respond within 10 minutes or you will be logged
off.

You have been online for 135 minutes? Not to put pressure on
you, but there are other people in the world who would like to
sign on.

You DO realize that you have been online for 184 minutes, right?
When was the last time that you were outside?

OK, this is getting ridiculous! You have been online for 240
minutes. Frankly, you are beginning to piss us off. If you sign
off now, we will bring back your buddy list, OK?

You have now been online for 360 minutes. We promised you
unlimited time, we know, but can't you just finish up now and go
read a good book?

You have been online for 467 minutes. Do you remember your
family members' names?

You have been online 513 minutes. Your spouse has left you and
your dog is starving. Do you wish to remain online?

You have been online 724 minutes. Steve Case is coming over to
personally kick your ass.

You have been online for 852 minutes. Do you have ANY idea how
many HOURS that is?

You have been online for 921 minutes. Do you realize that
American Online averages 921 complaints per hour regarding busy
phone lines. That is because of YOU, you loser! Now log off and
go to bed!

You have been online for 1000 minutes. When AOL went unlimited,
we didn't think you would take us literally. Now hang up!

You have been online since yesterday. If you don't log off, we
are coming over to your house and pulling the damn phone out of
the wall!

Thank You.




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