Yo momma so fat and old

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Yo momma so old she took jesus to prom
yo momma so old its a fossil of her thong
yo momma so fat when she left the hospital it had stretch marks
yo momma so fat that she got highways for stretch mark
yo momma so fat she got custom made pants that says"wide load"on tha back
yo momma so fat she had got baptized in the atlantic ocean
yo momma so old she has babby pics of jesus
yo momma so fat if you stab her back bacon grease will pop out
yo momma so old her signature is on the 10 commandments
yo momma so old she knew mr. clean when he had a frow
yo momma so fat McDonalds named a suppersized meal after her




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