Yo moma so.........

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Yo moma so ugly she makes Atilla the Hun look like Bambi.
Yo moma so poor when i stepped on a lit cigarette in your house she yelled "Who turned off the heat?!?!"
Yo moma so black she went to night school and got counted absent.
Yo moma so fat she sat on the toilet and it started singing abcdefg get your fat ass off of me!
Yo moma so ugly she turned Meduca to stone!
Yo moma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

**WARNING** Buzzkill Yo Moma joke!!

Yo moma so fat she was morbidily obse and died!!




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