Yo F***ing Mama son

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Yo mama is so ugly she touched your cat and it got H1N1.

Yo mama is so fat and hairy when she masterbated she got arrested for cruelty to animals.

Yo mama is so fat she sat on the stock market and caused the Great Depression.

Yo mama is so poor she couldn't afford a free sample.

Yo mama is so stupid she makes rednecks look like geniuses.

Yo mama is so stupid she stopped at a STOP sign and waited for it to say GO.




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