YO MOM! What did ya expect, the Easter bunny

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Yo mama is so fat that she turned an airplane into a submarine.

Yo mama is so poor she was kickin a can down the street and she said I LOVE MOVING DAY.

Yo mama is so old that by the time she took 3 steps it was Christmas.

Yo mama is so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and nearly pissed her pants.

Yo mama is so black when I stood next to her I asked WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?

Yo mama is so ugly the rats brought her back to the colony because they thought she was the queen.

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her dad punched her.




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