YO! MAMA! YO MAMA! All sort! Rate awseome please!!!

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yo mama so old her birth certificate expired.
yo mama so old she has moisis in her year book
yo mama so old she farts dust
ya mama's feet smell so bad her shoos ran away
yo mama so fat when she farts pepole scream:Earth cuake!!
yo mama so fat wen she puts a yello jacket on pepole scream:Taxi!!!
yo mama so ugly she got arrested to be in public
yo mama so skiny dhe hoola hoops with a cheerios
yo mama so poor i saw her holding a used tishu i asked her why she answered am moving
Yo mama so fat when she bends herself she makes a solar eclipse




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