Y2K

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President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to have
dinner with God. During dinner He tells them: "I needed three important
people to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroy
the Earth."

Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: "I have two
really bad news items. God really exists, and tomorrow he will destroy the
earth."

Clinton calls an emergency meeting of congress and announces: "I have good
news and bad news. The good news is God really does exist; the bad news is
tomorrow he's destroying the Earth."

Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: "I have two pieces of
great news. First, I am one of the three most important people on earth,
and second, I think I've got the Y2K problem fixed."




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