Windows 98 Source Code

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/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago(tm) Projected release-date: Summer 1998 */

#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000]; void main()

{ while(!CRASHED)

{ display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop();

if (first_time_installation)

{ make_50_megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff();

if (still_not_crashed)

{ display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop();

}

}

if (detect_cache()) disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())

{ set_wait_states(lots); set_mouse(speed, very_slow); set_mouse(action, jumpy); set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); }

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */

/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

if (system_ok())

{ bsod(random_err()); crash(to_dos_prompt); } else system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE); while(something)

{ sleep(5); get_user_input(); sleep(5); act_on_user_input(); sleep(5); }

create_general_protection_fault(); }




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