What is on Bill Gates' Mind?

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Microsoft is at it again! All my life, when I read comics, I thought the
"zzzz" in those little balloons indicated someone was sleeping! Boy, did I
miss the boat, and it took me all these years to figure it out! All that
wasted time!

With the help of Bill Gates (the man who avoided changing the light bulb
by redefining darkness as the standard), I have, indeed, seen the light.
Now, I finally know what all those "sleeping" people in those comics had
on their minds!

If you want to see what I'm babbling about, start your Microsoft Word,
type in "zzzz" (without the quotes, of course) and hit the spell check.
Now you too can be enlightened.




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