Too Much Time at the

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Starting the day with a conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer.Husband : (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."Wife : Have you brought the grocery? Husband : Bad command or filename.Wife : But I told you in the morning Husband : Erroneous syntax. Abort?Wife : What about my new TV? Husband : Variable not found ...Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping. Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied...Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny? Husband : Too many parameters ...Wife : It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you. Husband : Data type mismatch.Wife : You are useless. Husband : It's by Default.Wife : What about your Salary? Husband : File in use ... Try after some time.Wife : What is my value in the family. Husband : Unknown Virus




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