The Y2k problem

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A letter workers may receive after Y2K...
January 4, 2000

Dear Valued Employee:

Re: Vacation Pay

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time
over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees
are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of
time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of
service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and
your next pay check will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22 which
will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.

Sincerely,

Automated Payroll Processing




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