The Upside of Y2K

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From: Automated Payroll Processing

Date: January 1, 00

Re: Vacation Pay

Dear Valued Employee:

Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time for the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off. One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service.

Please either take 9,400 days off work, or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of $8,277,432.22, which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.




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