The Top 13 Signs Bill Gates is Having a Mid-life Crisis

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13> Gives his age as "39, version 5."

12> Hires someone to purchase a sports car and pursue young bimbos.

11> Spends $6 on a new hairstyle.

10> "No, honey. I didn't say I bought *a* Porsche..."

9> Replaced the animated paper clip Office Assistant with a Hooters waitress.

8> Grows beard and tints it gray to simulate the "look and feel" of Steven Jobs.

7> Keeps buying younger and younger companies.

6> Supermodel eggs? Pffft. Bill's got him a six-pack of supermodels.

5> "The first rule of Microsoft Club is: Everyone Kisses My Ass In Microsoft Club!"

4> Same as everybody else: Decides to run for President.

3> Ignores his wife to spend time writing inappropriate code for a 16-year-old Apple Lisa.

2> Changed the name of his company to EnormousHard.

1> Joined the Personality Club for Men.




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