The Top 13 Internet Euphemisms for Death

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13. Clicked the bucket

12. www.he's-dead,-jim.com

11. Invested in Pointcast

10. Visiting the Chat Tomb

9. No longer able to view the web's hottest women

8. </life.

7. Opened "GOOD TIMES!"

6. Transferred to WWW.HasBecome.Com/post

5. 404ever, Pulse Not Found

4. Installed the Kevorkian Plug-n-Play

3. www.MyFirstCoronary.com

2. Assigned to the Hale Bopp Project

1. It Doesn't Matter Whether You've Got Mail

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