The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary (fwd)

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The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf.Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.10> Steve Jobs started work today.The silverware looks great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet. 9> The baby cries constantly.Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price. 8> Bought my first Macintosh.It's sooooo cute! 7> Good day.Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters. 6> Bad day.Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole. 5> Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner.Yes! 4> Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days! 3> Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes. 2> Ran into Demi and Bruce.Upped my offer to a billion dollars.and the Number 1 Entry in Bill Gates's Diary... 1> Seventh day: rested.




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