The Man Sun Tanning

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There was a man reading a newspaper and sun tanning on the
beach, in the nude. Then he saw a little girl walk towards him
so he put the newspaper over his dick.

The little girl said "what do you have under that newspaper."

The man said "I have a bird under this newspaper."

The girl said "ok" and left

The man decided to take a nap, he woke up in the hospital.

The doctor asked him "do you remember anthing"

The man said " the last thing I remember was a little girl
asking me a question.

They find the little girl and asked her what she did.

She said " Well the man said he had a bird so I started to play
with it, then it spat at me, so I snapped his neck cracked its
eggs and set its nest on fire

By M.J




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