Technology for Country Folk

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1. LOG ON:

Makin a wood stove hotter.

2. LOG OFF:

Don't add no more wood.

3. MONITOR:

Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD:

Gettin the farwood off the truk.

5. MEGA HERTZ:

When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

6. FLOPPY DISC:

Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood.

7. RAM:

That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

8. HARD DRIVE:

Gettin home in the winter time.

9. PROMPT:

Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

10. WINDOWS:

Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

11. SCREEN:

Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

12. BYTE:

Whut them dang flys do.

13. CHIP:

Munchies fer the TV.

14. MICRO CHIP:

Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

15. MODEM:

Whut cha did to the hay fields.

16. DOT MATRIX:

Old Dan Matrix's wife.

17. LAP TOP:

Whar the kitty sleeps.

18. KEYBOARD:

Whar ya hang the dang keys.

19. SOFTWARE:

Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

20. MOUSE:

Whut eats the grain in the barn.

21. MAINFRAME:

Holds up the barn roof.

22. PORT:

Fancy Flatlander wine

23. ENTER:

Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:

Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

25. MOUSE PAD:

That hippie talk fer the rat hole.




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