TOP TEN REASONS MICROSOFT INVESTED $150 MILLION IN APPLE

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TOP TEN REASONS MICROSOFT INVESTED $150 MILLION IN APPLE10. Bill Gates found spare change in his trousers9. First and last month's rent on empty office space in Cupertino8. Fee: Steve Jobs to give charisma lessons to Microsoft CEO7. Two words: Rhapsody 986. Small price to pay for world domination5. Bill to Larry: I own you now, too4. Jobs and Woz threw in a signed Apple I as part of the deal3. Best way to assure Gates a starring role in next Pixar animated feature2. Easier than bribing entire Justice Department1. Strategic move: Apple users now hate Jobs more than Gates




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