Stupid things people have said or done, trying to get their computers to work

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- "Can you fax me a disk?"

- "Is that a capital '7'?"

- "Can I buy the Internet?"

- "Oh, you mean I need a modem *and* a computer to access the Internet!"

- "I have a 464 with 8k."

- "It says I have 512 kegabytes."

- "I'd like to buy a box of hard disks."

- "My wife downloaded 20 megs of free space. Is that enough?"

- "The Internet -- isn't that a microchip?"

- "Every time I call you I get disconnected from the Internet!"




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