Silicon Valley Mottos

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:Silicon Valley Mottos: - - - - - - - - - - - -W I N N E RWhere quality is Job One-Point-One Maurice HerlihyH O N O R A B L E __M E N T I O N S''It Compiles. Ship It'' Doug SheppardArtificial intelligence-when you just can't get the real thing Nancy OttSleep is for the weak Robert ZazuetaI came, I saw, IPO Andy HalushkaGo Public or Perish John R. WodziakIf at first you don't succeed, go for a second round Rex HillWhere the world comes to pay more for housing Dana SpradleyGive me your contract-hired, your poor-before, your not-so-subtle badasses Kimberly GreenSpinning sand into gold Sue ClarkLies, damned lies, and market caps Alex StrasheimSilicon Valley: commute, compute, commute David KenneyCome for the overtaxing work environment, stay for the unaffordable housing prices Richard KairisSilicon Valley: It happened here first, yesterday Kyri SparksThank you for holding. Our next available technical support representative will be with you shortly Kurt GrayGod bless the early adopters Eli NeiburgerGo public or get out of the way Jack LizmiUpgrade or perish Allan Ross KreuiterWe don't just make your computer, we make your computer obsolete! Steve RocheSilicon Valley Population:110010101000101010010101000001110010101010101011 Karin Newton




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