Knock, knock

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Knock, knock
Who's there?
FBI!
…
…
Hello? FBI! Let us in!
…
…nobody here…
Oh. Let's go boys!
(Phew!)

Knock, knock
Who's there?
There's a dead old woman in your driveway.
There's a dead old woman in your driveway who?
No. Seriously. There's a dead old woman in your driveway.
Actually, that's just my piss-drunk bar slut of a grandmother. She sells toothless mouth love for "mind eraser" shooters at the Tyson's Mall TGIFriday's. Let the whore sleep it off.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Henry.
Henry who?
Henry Kissinger. Did you know that power is the ultimate aphrodisiac?
I'm not opening the door Henry.
Damn.

Knock, knock
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH!
Tremble mortal and despair – it is I, THE ANGEL OF DEATH who?
Actually, I'm here for Jones in #D1 but I need to take a monster crap and I hate to kill and THEN use the bathroom, you know? Its rude and the other way around, well it ruins my dramatic entrance. So…
You want to use my toilet?
Yeah?
Go right ahead.
Got anything to read?
Just the crossword.
You finished it.
Sorry?
Hold my scythe.
Hey! Don't forget to light a match.




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