Jesus and Mohammed and the Compitition

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Between moments of dispensing wisdom, it seems that historical religious
leaders had also learned software programming. One day, a great contest
was held to test their skills.

After days and days of fierce competition, only two leaders remained for
the last day's event: Jesus and Mohammed.

The judge described the software application required for the final
test, and gave the signal to start writing code.

The two contestants feverishly typed away on their keyboards. Routines,
classes, applets and applications flew by on their screens at incredible
speeds. Windows, dialogs, and other intricate graphics began forming on
their monitors. The clock showed that the contest would soon be
finished.

Suddenly, a bolt of lightening flashed and the power went out. After a
moment it came back on - just in time for the clock to announce that the
last competition was over.

The judge asked the two contestants to reveal their finished software.
Mohammed angrily said that he'd lost it all in the power outage. The
judge turned to the other competitor. Jesus smiled, clicked a mouse and a
dazzling application appeared on his screen. After just a few moments, the
judge
was clearly impressed and declared Jesus the victor.

When asked why the decision was made, the judge pointed out the unique
characteristic that set the winner apart from all the other leaders:

Jesus saves.

He also backup'ed to CD. That is, "Once saved, always saved!"




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