If Microsoft Ran a Restaurant

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(G)uest: Waiter!

(W)aider: Hello, my name is Bill and I will be your server tonight. You stay may be monitored for quality control reasons. First, may I have your address and phone number? Good, now what can I do for you?

G: There's a fly in my soup

W: Leave the restaurant and come back in. Possibly the fly will not be there the next time

G: No, the fly is still there...

W: Maybe you are eating the soup incorrectly, try it with the fork

G: Even if I use the fork, the fly is still there!

W: Does the dish fit the soup? what kind of dish are you using?

G: A SOUP DISH!

W: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the soup dish delivered?

G: You brought the soup dish on a serving dish, but what does that have to do with the fly in my soup?

W: Can you remember everything, before you realized there was a fly in your soup?

G: I sat down and ordered the soup of the day.

W: Have you considered switching to the latest soup of the day?

G: You have more then one soup of the day?

W: Yes, we change the soup of the day hourly

G: Ok, what is the current soup of the day?

W: The current soup of the day is tomato soup

G: Great, bring me the current soup of the day and the check - I'm running late by now.... The waiter brings the soup and the check

W: Here is the soup and the check.

G: But that is potato soup?

W: Yes, the tomato soup got delayed by about 6 months while we try to remove some lumps...

G: Fine, I'm so hungry, I'll eat the potato soup...

The waiter leaves

G: Waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup! ....................

INVOICE

Soup of the day: $40.00

Upgrade to the new soup of the day: $20.00

Support: $200.00

Defect in the soup of the day with no surcharge (to be changed with tomorrow's soup)




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