Haiku error messages

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Imagine if, instead of incomprehensible unhelpful geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku:A file that big?It might be very usefulBut now it is gone.*****The Web site you seekcannot be locatedbut endless others exist.*****Chaos reigns within.Reflect, repent, and reboot.Order shall return.*****Aborted effort.Close all that you have.You ask far too much.*****First snow, then silence.This thousand dollar screen diesso beautifully.*****With searching comes lossand the presence of absence:''My novel'' not found.*****The Tao that is seenis not the true Tao, untilYou bring fresh toner.*****Windows NT crashed.I am the Blue Screen of Death.No one hears your screams.*****Stay the patient course.Of little worth is your ire:The network is down.*****A crash reducesyour expensive computerto a simple stone.*****Yesterday it worked.Today it is not working.Windows is like that.*****Three things are certain:Death, taxes, and lost data.Guess which one has occurred.*****You step in the stream,but the water has moved on.This page is not here.*****Out of memory.We wish to hold the whole sky,but we never will.*****Having been erased,the document you're seekingmust now be retyped.*****Rather than a beepor a rude error message,these words: ''File not found.''*****Serious error.All shortcuts have disappeared.Screen. Mind. Both are blank.




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