Funny Virus Names

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Monica Lewinsky virus......Sucks all the memory out of your computer.

Titanic virus..............Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney virus...............Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson virus...........Quits after one byte.

Prozac virus...............Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.

Sharon Stone virus.........Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.

Lorena Bobbit virus........Turns your hard disk into a 3.5inch floppy.

Tim Allen virus............Appears helpful, only to destroy your harddrive upon contact.

Woody Allen virus..........Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card.

Saddam Hussein virus.......Won't let you into any of your programs.

Tonya Harding virus........Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons.

Joey Buttafuoco virus......Only attacks minor files.

X-files virus..............All your Icons start shape shifting.

Spice Girl's virus.........Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus...Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them




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